f.r.i.e.n.d.s appreciation week: day 5 -
Many songs by Phoebe Buffay
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other.
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY.
The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
He explains, “I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa.”
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, “Okay, if you don’t know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500.00.”
This catches the blonde’s attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. “What’s the distance from the earth to the moon?”
The blonde doesn’t say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. “Okay” says the lawyer, “your turn.”
She asks the lawyer, “What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?” The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail.
After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00. The blonde says, “Thank you,” and turns back to get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, “Well, what’s the answer?” Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.
Yooooooooooo now THIS is the kind of blonde jokes I’m about
These are hilarious and adorable. Kids are so dumb. I remember I cried when i was a kid because I couldn’t see my eyes move. I got these from here. What are some silly things you did as a kid?
Bernie Sanders
Won 67 delegates March 22. Hillary only won 51.
Sanders won Utah and Idaho by a big ass range. I’m saying Hillary only got 5 delegates in both if those states and Sanders got 24 and 17.
We can do this man. If ya keep voting he can win this election. Just keep voting man.
please at the very least reblog this
Two things here I wanted to comment. First, some people are saying Bernie can’t win anymore with Hillary’s lead. But most of her lead is super delegates who can switch at any point and usually do so according to the popular vote. Without those, Bernie is trailing with less than 300 delegates and more than 2200 up for grabs. So it’s definitely not over. Second there’s a petition for the white house to look into voter fraud in arizona. Where tons of Bernie supporters were refused the right to vote based on their party affiliation being randomly changed. This really needs to be looked into.
Reblog
Bernie Sanders just won Alaska AND Washington. We gotta keep voting man. We have to keep going. Keep the energy going.
also spread the word about him since the mediae the media doesnt really cover him. and also people that are not really educated misunderstand his methods or assume the wrong things aka as people hating on him because he is a socialist
SIGNAL BOOST FOR SANDERS
